Trout (5e Equipment)

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Whack! You've been slapped around a bit with a large trout. Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you did something silly.

Weapon (club), rare The Trout is a large fish, weighing roughly 3 pounds, that is enchanted with a propensity to tell everybody and their mums that you just whacked somebody about the face with a fish. A soul-crushing moment indeed for your victim. The Trout acts as a club with a +1 bonus to all attack and damage rolls. Swings of Haste. You may attack with the Trout up to two times in a single action if you do not already possess the ability to do so. Psychic Humiliation. Each time you successfully land an attack with the Trout, it telepathically messages all creatures within 1 mile of you that the creature being hit has been whacked by the Trout.

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