Talking Earwig (5e Creature)
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Talking Earwig
Tiny beast, chaotic evil Armor Class 15 (natural)
Damage Vulnerabilities bludgeoning ACTIONSPoke. Melee Weapon Attack: +0 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1 piercing damage. Sarcasm.Ranged Weapon Attack: +100 to hit, reach 120 ft., one target. Hit: Instant death from hurt feelings.
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A talking earwig is possibly the most evil beast in all creation. With scathing wit and impenetrable shell, it easily overpowers armies one by one. And it does it all unseen why nestled in some saps ear. |
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