Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged/Funny

• "I'm not gay! I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! No, WAIT!"
• "Is Atsuko gonna havta choke a bitch?"
• From The Movie:

Kuwabara: You just got Kuwabara-owned!
Yusuke: (off-screen) ...boooooooooo.
Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi.

• • "STOP SAYING THINGS!"
  • "Honestly, who stands on top of a tree?"
  • "Who punches down a tree?!"

Kurama: (as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock) Hm? What's this?
Hinageshi: Peep!
Kurama: (slams the rock back down on top of her)

• • "LEAVE HINAGESHI ALOOOONE!" "Mummy Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"
  • "GO FUCK A TOASTER, URAMESHI!"
  • The "new" voices everyone gets after the Filler Villain achieves the power he was looking for.
  • "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep peep peep! ...peep!"
  • "Or [Hinageshi] could just be ass-retarded."
  • The entire contemplation between Botan and Keiko.
• The Fan Art Special song. Both funny and a massive Ear Worm.
• During episode 16:

Kuwabara: Ooh, say "I can has cheezburger!"

Byakko: ...I...can...has cheezburger?

• Episode 15:
  • "I don't know what you just said, but it pisses me right the fuck off!"
  • "Git-er-done, motherfucker." Delivered by Kurama, no less.
  • Yusuke and Kuwabara's reaction to Genbu saying, "Git 'er done!"
• Episode 17:

Yusuke: (after Kuwabara takes off his shirt) What's up, Kuwabara? You planning to blind him with your pasty white ass?
Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi. This is srs bznss. Alright, Puss in Boots! Get over here so I can neuter the crap out of you!

• Hiei to Yusuke, after he asks one too many stupid questions: "You're really just a detective in title only, aren't you?"
• Episode 18

Kurama: Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: Yeah?
Kurama: If you say or do anything to annoy me in the next 24 hours, I swear to Koenma I will cut you in half with a fucking rose! Or do I need to remind you I have that capability?
[[[Beat]]]
Hiei: I love you
Kurama: What was that Hiei?
Hiei: I said lets go inside!


Kuwabara: Do you think the little guy can handle this?
Kurama: Seryuu doesn't even stand a chance.
Yusuke: What d'you mean?
Kurama: Don't you see? Hiei's taken off his shirt. It's anime law: Once a male shonen hero removes his shirt, his attributes all increase exponentially. Seryuu is doomed.
Kuwabara: So why didn't you take off your shirt during your fight with the rock guy?
Yusuke: You WOULD ask that, wouldn't you?
Kuwabara: Go To Hell!

• Kurama's Deadpan Snarker comments. One gets the impression that this is what his anime incarnation would say if he wasn't so unfailingly polite.

Kurama: Great, now I have retard in surround sound.

• From Rescue Yukina abridged, we get this exchange from Yusuke's first encounter with a member of the apparition gang.

Henchman: Behold! Your worst nightmare: a true demon in flesh and bone! Let your reality crumble under the horror that is...why aren't you scared?
Yusuke: Why should we be?
Henchman: Because I'm a freaking demon! You're just children. Don't you know the rules? I'm the terrifying horror from the darkest reaches of realms unknown.
Yusuke: I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of Waverly Place, you still aren't scary.
Henchman: Oh come on! My hands have fracking mouths on them!

Yusuke: Yes, and I'm sure your nightly ritual is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?