Xkcd/Haiku

Beware of raptors;
My approach will not work here;
Science works, bitches.

[[http://xkcd.com/303/ "I'm not slacking off;<br/> My code is compiling."<br/> "Oh, carry on, then."]]

—Gamer Am I

A bit about life
A bit about techy stuff
Snark comments on math

Stick figures make jokes
About math, science, and love
And also raptors.

—Happy Duck

Lib'ral arts majors
Probably won't understand;
If not, they'll need this.

—Fuschlatz O Reilly

Simple stick figures
Summed up by six words: "Randall,
Get out of my head!"

—Selunei