Willow/Funny

• The Human Snowball moment.
• The entire scene at the crossroads where they meet Madmartigan; in fact most things Madmartigan says or does.
• Madmartigan Paper Thin Disguises himself as a woman to dodge an angry husband, only to catch the hulking oaf's eye (which is pretty darn chauvinist of him, considering he barged into the room in a jealous rage). Hilarity Ensues.

Lug: Wanna BREED?
Madmartigan: Tempting, but... no.

• • It does work out for him when Sorsha shows up and He Needs A Distraction.

Sorsha: You're no woman! (tears off Madmartigan's Paper-Thin Disguise wig)
Lug: Not a woman!
Madmartigan: Gentlemen... (smirks)
Lug: NOT A WOMAN!
Madmartigan: Meet Lug! (ducks)
Lug: RRRAAARGH!

• Pretty much any scene with the Prefect being the Butt Monkey.
• Bavmorda's army and Madmartigan run away from the two-headed dragon. Madmartigan takes a breather then realizes he's with the army. He has a Oh Crap look on his face, and runs back inside.
• "What the hell happened to you?!"
• The High Aldwin is freaking classic.

High Aldwin: Go in the direction the bird is flying!
Burgelcutt: It's going back to the village!
High Aldwin: Ignore the bird! Follow the river!

• Or this:

High Aldwin: "The BONES have SPOKEN!"

• Rool (one of the Brownies) gets hit with the Fairy Dust (aka Love Potion), and what's the first thing he sees? A cat. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Pretty much the brownies in general.

(to Madmartigan) "Don't I knooow youuu? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a pee-pee!"