Who Writes This Crap?/Quotes

"Bring me the vile creature who drew this cartoon!!"

—Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

"Who wrote this crap? Oh yeah, Scott. Well, uhh, good work."

—Roger Wilco, Space Quest 6

"Man, who writes this guy's stuff?"

—Eddy, Ed, Edd n Eddy

Wait, that[ ad]'s terrible, I quit."

—Orson Welles (Maurice LaMarche), The Critic

I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.

—Babs Bunny, Tiny Toon Adventures How I Spent My Vacation