What the Hell, Player?/Quotes

Bernard: Sometimes I do stupid stuff and I don't even know why, as if my body were being controlled by some demented, sadistic puppet master.

Weird Ed: Well, we all feel that way sometimes.

—Day of the Tentacle

"If I had seen the life that my sons so callously destroyed, would I had left him stranded without hope? Would I had sacrificed his dreams, to claim my own?"

—Atrus, in one ending to Myst III: Exile

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! How about saving the prince before you leave? Like, is this game titled "Jill leaves Level 14 without saving the prince," or what??!?

—In-game prompt, Jill of the Jungle, episode 3: Jill Saves The Prince

"Fighter ships from the Argon Federation are now being launched. They have orders to kill."

—announcer, X3: Terran Conflict

"You get real close to yourself. You freaking moron."

—Legends of the Jedi's response to the command "approach self"