What Not to Wear/WMG

Under all of Carmindy's makeup is Cthulu.

We've all seen Carmindy take a plain or even ugly looking woman and, using only makeup, look absolutely beautiful. Of course, this is just over the course of one make-up application, so Carmindy is probably much better at doing makeup on herself. Her makeup technique is so refined, in fact, that she makes herself look completely beautiful despite, in reality, being Cthulu.

WNTW and LTOHIAWTSL are bitter rivals.

Both are unintentional comedy television shows about, among other things, haircut fashion. What Not to Wear outclasses Let's Trim Our Hair In Accordance With The Socialist Lifestyle, hereinafter known as Let's Trim, as a serious work, of course, but when it comes to comedy, I don't know how to top the quiet, solemn, all-out absurdity of statements like "Long hair deprives your brain of nutrients" and "This is how we cut our hair for Songun (what supporting the troops is called in the DPRK)". Kelly has studied Let's Trim, carefully avoids bringing it up to guests or on camera, and has given lectures in camera regarding propaganda techniques in both the Federalist Papers (which advocate the signing and ratification of document known as the Constitution, which is technically an amendment to the Articles of Confederation) and On the Juche Idea (advocating extreme economic protectionism in the DPRK - please refer to the Candlemaker's Petition) alike. Kelly also says things like "For what it's worth, this comedienne happens to be American". Clinton is bewildered by the entire rivalry. And of course, Kippumjo employees are hard at work. Right now.