Virgin Power/Quotes

Scary German Guy: Are you absolutely sure that she is a...
Patrick: You're not a virgin, are you?
[Patrick's sister shakes her head sadly]
Patrick: No? What do you mean, no?!
Patrick's sister: Well, Steve...but, but he doesn't count!

Patrick: Doesn't count?!

—The Monster Squad

Unicorns aren't Mythical. Virgins are.

—Button at a Sci-Fi Convention.

Seriff: We need a virgin.

Debbie: An unsoiled maiden? You got to be kidding, man . . . I've been a cheerleader for three years!

—Satan's Cheerleaders

"He came and it went."

—SB Sarah, reviewing Night Pleasures by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Imp: Have you tried adding virgin's blood?

Wizard: What benefit would that provide?

Imp: No idea, but I've found virgin's blood is like spice: You can't go wrong adding a little of it here and there.

—Order of the Stick

No Ultimate Incantation that requires sacrifice of a Virgin is worth the trouble of a) securing such a rarity and b) relying on a quality that is so easily cured by an amorous Hero or Heroine in less than a minute of stolen time.

—Evil Empress Guide