Video Games Awesome/Quotes

Guys, we are so ballet!

—Fraser, Let's Play Ballerina

Bitches be--WHAT THE FUCK?!

—Fraser, Catherine

Oh, you're thinking of kids? I was thinking of like, people.

—Fraser, Catherine

USA! USA!

Can you imagine? You troll someone, and then you just immediately masturbate?

Fraser: Alright, level two of Harley-Davidson Roadtrip, time to get off that--
Ben: Take a walk!
Fraser: Take a walk.
Harley-Davidson Roadtrip

You crazy jerkbutt!

Looks like Leeroy's claimed another victim!

—Fraser, The Binding of Isaac

Would you like some cheese with that being-a-little-bitch?

I saw a Dick, and I went for it.

Uh oh, I have to fight fair. Shit.

Thanks for overthinking it, Ben. Never thought we'd have that problem with you, huh, buddy?

—Fraser, Limbo

EM EL GEEEEEEE!

—Fraser, Rochard

Ben: Get it?!! She SHIT everywhere!!
Fraser: She had to leave the room to take a big shit!
Microsoft press conference, E3 2011

Some people call [my hat] a fe-douche, I don't call it that, I call it a hat.

...Dickwad.

—Becky, whenever she wants to troll Fraser

"Tryst"? Is that, like, anal?

—Fraser, Catherine

"I'm a dickhead, you're a dickhead. Let's rub our dickheads together."

—Fraser, Pre Pax Easter Show