Unholy Matrimony/Quotes

"A match made in Heaven set the fires in Hell..."

—Lupe Fiasco

"Monarch. Dr. Girlfriend. The Guild of Calamitous Intent approves of your application for duoship. I now pronounce you villain and villainess. You may kiss your Queen."

—The Sovereign, The Venture Brothers

Roy: You people are sick!

Sabine: Ah, but our relationship is healthy!

—The Order of the Stick

"It's the age old story
How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We've got a love strong enough
To rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh
At all the same stuff
You can't foil a plan

That's built upon evil love."

—Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his new girlfriend, Phineas and Ferb, "Evil Love"

Buffy: Whatever you think you're feeling, it's not love. You can't love without a soul.

Drusilla: Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well. If not wisely.

—Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"What, is a mass murderer not allowed to fall in love like a regular person?"

—Ladd Russo, Baccano!