Ugly Guy, Hot Wife/Quotes

"How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you."

—Randal, Clerks II

(Upon meeting Human Acorn Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) "No way!"

—Bamboo Blade

"When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral..." (To the tune of "That's Amore")

—A gondolier seranades The Simpsons

"You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?"

—The Nostalgia Critic on Bebe's Kids

Eddie: What do you see in him?

Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.

—Who Framed Roger Rabbit?