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Ugly Americans/Funny


  • This exchange from Hell for the Holidays:

Twayne: I decided I'm going to kill you anyway.
Mark: Wait, what?
And then Twayne proceeding to dismember Mark easily

Mr. Calametti: Manbird is the most difficult and least popular language on the planet. There's over 500 variations of this phrase alone. Say it loud. Say it proud.
Mark: (Hesitantly) Sssuck my balls. (Mr. Calametti slaps him) Ah!
Mr. Calametti: You just called my father a coward!
Mark: (Cheerily) Suck my... balls!
Mr. Calametti: Now you're asking for salad.

    • And later...

Mr. Calametti: You threw him off the roof!? I thought you were a social worker!

Mark: He looked ready! Clearly... he wasn't.

  • "Sara. No."

Twayne: This is gonna be reeeeal freaky.

  • The entirety of "Kill, Mark... Kill!", with the focus being on the many, many deaths of the mini-Leonards.

Mini-Leonard: I regret this decision! *After getting into a windowless van*

  • Mack Maggotbone's advice to Twayne in "Callie and Her Sister", to simply "think of something you like" when having public sex with her.
  • After Leonard and Spell-sick Mark joust when Mark stands over Leonard this exchange occurs.

Leonard: I can see your whole shlong from down here.
Mark: Then you die a lucky man.

  • Clone!Mark and his glove of doom.
  • Pretty much the entirety of "Mark Loves Dick". Filled to the brim with hysterical Ho Yay.
    • When they saw the Kraken, their response: literally pissed themselves. With one of them saying "craaaap."
  • The entirety of "The Dork Knight".
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