Tutenstein/Funny

• In "Near Dead Experience":

Tut: See, your body is trying to expel the hostile demon that's possessed it!!
Cleo: Yeah, the great demon called Snot.

• • Tut noticing Cleo's chicken soup.

Tut: What is this yellow pond with the floating dead chicken?
Cleo: My mom's special cure.
Tut: Animal sacrifice? Amateurs! [throw the bowl out the window] That will not save you from your impending doom!
Cleo: At least I don't have to eat it.

• • Luxor's Deadpan Snarker remark.

Cleo: Luxor, stop him from freaking out.
Luxor: Why certainly. Are there any other miracles you like me to perform while I'm at it?

• In "Green Eyed Mummy":
  • Professor Bedhety's denial of any involvement in the wooly mammoth's disappearance.

"I'm completely 100% irresponsible!"