Truncated Power Rangers/Funny
Episode 1 - Pilot
- As the Rangers receive their powers:
Kim: Do we have to?
Zordon: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
- The first morph:
Jason: BELT BUCKLE!
Episode 2 - Cancellation
- Scarab attacking with the Chicken Dance.
- The Rangers summoning the Megazord without explanation or extended summoning sequence.
Episode 3 - Gaining Manhood
- Alpha reacting to the Rangers' newly-instilled "attitude".
- Rita confronting the Rangers.
Rita: And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!
- Tommy's entire first battle.
Episode 5 - Wax Pathetic
- The morph call.
- The Monster-Matic waking Rita up.
Rita: What?! Sounds like someone's making a turtle named Peitouche in there!
- Zordon commenting on a rampaging Peitouche.
Zordon: As you can see, Peitouche is having an invisible boxing match.
- Baboo commenting on Jason's idiocy.
Episode 6 - A Myster?ous Occurrence
- The Rangers deliver a Take That to the added visuals of Disney's reversioning of the show:
Jason: Really...
Trini: ...tacky...
Billy: ...unnecessary...
Kimberly: ...graphics!
Episode 8 - Let's Hear It for the Toy
- Any of Titanus' lines.
- Jason pointing out the difference with Tommy's shield in the footage:
Jason: Go put on your real shield, doofus!
- When Jason finds the Star Slingers:
Jason: All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "Zyuranger" mean?
- From the original version, since taken down:
Rita: [pointing to the subtitles] Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!
Squatt: I thought they left in episode 3.
Episode 9 - Big Things & Little Packages
- After giving the Rangers their communicators back:
Rita: Crap, I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!
- Bulk and Skull trying to do the Mario.
Episode 10 - Chase Figure
Titanus: Sorry, I was busy reading a story to the kids. Oh, we're fighting now? SERIOUS FACE IS ON!
Episode 11 - America's Natinal Pastime
- Rita's complaints about RPM's place in the timeline.
Rita: That's it! I'm tired of arguing when RPM takes place on Rangerboard!
Goldar: My empress, we both know it's between SPD and Time Force.
Rita: But the apocalypse!
Episode 12 - The Rangers Lose a Member
- Goldar saying no one could be stupid enough to enter the Dark Dimension on their own ... and then Jason does.
Zack follows not long after.—Titanus: [singing]: "It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! Sure looks strange to me! SO LET'S KILL THE BASTARD!"
Episode 15 - Doppelgangbang
- The dialogue between the Rangers and their respective clones.
Episode 15.5 - Now with Recipes for Some Reason
- Danny's bit.
Episode 19 - Testing One's Gourd
- During the commercial fadeout as the Rangers get the pumpkins stuck on their heads:
Jason: [camera fades out] Oh no, I can't see! [camera fades back in] Oh wait, it's better now.
Episode 20 - There's No 'U' in Winner
- Tommy and Ernie practicing football.
Episode 24 - Daytime Emmy Bait
- The Simian Censor doing his impressions of the Rangers.
- Jason getting him back:
Jason: I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of Sam the Eagle.
The Simian Censor: Oh no, my influence is showing!
The Simian Censor: By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like Teletubbies.
Jason: I thought you wanted to make it less gay!
- Trini trying to convince the team that the other Yellow Ranger is the Simian Censor.
Trini: Come on, would Zordon really hire two Yellow Rangers!?
Jason: Don't pin this on Zordon!
Zack: True that, he can only do so much with what the Sentai season provides!
Episode 25 - Random Access Monster
- Zordon: "Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode."
- Haggis the Horrible: "I'll show you how evil I really am by pointing this stick in a menacing fashion... but not actually doing anything with it. Bye!"
Episode 26 - No Need to Fret
- Bulk and Skull trying to cosplay as Princess Peach and Bowser for E3.
- So much of Ron Wasserman's dialogue.
Episode 28 - Magenta
- Jason incessantly calling out attacks in the Dark Dimension.
Episode 29 - The New Guy Sucks
- Much of the dialogue regarding Sauron's "background change attack".
Episode 33 - There's a Wedding in Here Somewhere
- Rita: "Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer."
- Announcer: "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"
- The wedding and the subsequent reception.