Troy/Funny

• Near the beginning of the movie, the look on Hector's face when he realizes just where Paris is...
• This exchange outside the newly sacked temple of Apollo:

Hector: You speak of war as if it's a game. But how many wives wait at the gates of Troy for husbands they will never see again?
Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.

• Hectoooooooorrrrr! HECTOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!