Tropes Will Ruin Your Life/Haiku

I've seen this before
I know the plot, the ending
It's ruined for me!

—Tacitus

Just another page
Then I'll get some sleep, honest!
... Morning? Already?

—Floating Root Beer

Time and time again
I'm drawn here from lack of will
Agh, what have you done?!

—Davin Valkri

TV Tropes Wiki
A thousand hours wasted here.
Your life is ruined.

—The Tall One

Read it when you're bored.
Ruin my life, you say? I'll
Die happily, then.

—Scarlet-city

So many pages...
Time spent can really stack up.
I want my life back.

—The Hero Hartmut

TV Tropes? I'll look in
I guess. Click, click, click, click, click
Wait - where'd 5pm go?

—I Cant Think Of A Witty Name

What is this site?
There's so many cool links, but
Why's it now Thursday?

—Iceguppie

This seems like fun, kid,
But Trust Me, I'm A Troper,
It ruins your life.

—Sean Murray I

Random article...
Oh, so THAT'S a Chekhov's Gun!
Hold on, what's THIS trope...?

TV Tropes will not
Ruin my life; cause you can't
Ruin what's not there!

—RL Yoshi

Somebody help me!
I just got on TV Tropes,
And I can't get off!

—Darth Voldemort

Just want to check this
I'll just click a few more links
Er, What Year Is This?

—Yendor