ToeJam & Earl/Fridge

Fridge Logic

You can steal presents from Santa, presents that were presumably intended for human children. These presents are totally random and do include the "Total Bummer" packages that instantly kill you. So... Santa is trying to straight-up murder naughty children now? Whatever happened to lumps of coal? On the plus side, thinking that Santa is secretly a child killer DOES alleviate most of the guilt you might have felt for stealing from him.
- Perhaps he saw Toejam and Earl ahead of time in that instance and put the bad package on top knowing it would be stolen. Well played, Santa.

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