Tobuscus/Funny

To keep this page organized, the entries are divided by which channel/series they are from.

Tobuscus channel (Literal Trailers)

• Tron: Legacy:

Walking, walking, walking, walking, cut....
JEFF BRIDGES!

• Shark Night:

It's Friday, Friday

Gotta get killed on Friday!

• World of Warcraft:

Then he tries to scare the statues
Does it work? Yes, one of them faints!

• Assassin's Creed Brotherhood:

Guard says stop / Just kill him with your awesome

(later)Kill the rider the rider falls down / Target's still fine

• Assassin's Creed: Revelations:

I am the first X-Man / That joke's ahead of our time / But you're still gonna die/ Who the hell is that guy?/ The second X-Man

• Modern Warfare 3:

That truck driver really hates his job
That truck driver also hates his job
All the drivers and
all the cameramen hate their jobs

• • And:

Watch out you're going to hit the flag STOP!

• Skyrim

Slow zoom on a carving of GANDALF and his friends

Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds

The, first, TIE Fighter

• • And:

VOICE ATTACK! but his voice went too far right

• Mass Effect 3

Laser beams of death make EXPLOSIONS OF DEATH

Tobuscus channel (other)

• "Nugget in a Biscuit". That is all.
• The long-promised "Safety Torch" song, about Toby rescuing some poor kid from imaginary Minecraft monsters by giving him, first, torches to keep them away; second, water to put out the resulting fires; and finally, charging him for them.
• I'M A BIRD, MOTHER{bleep}! I'M A BIRD!
• Grandpa-Tobuscus discovering the Internet;

"I'm sleepy... whats porn? I'M AWAKE!"
"Penis enlargement? CAROL, get the chequebook!"

• "Dramatic Song" is designed as a style parody of Coldplay: the gag is that the lyrics are completely mundane but if you listened to it without understanding English, you'd think it was serious and poignant.

You'd probably think I'm singing
bout some pretty serious stuff.
But in reality, I'm singing 'bout
the lack of stuff i'm singing 'bout.

TobyTurner channel (Lazy Vlogs)

• His Vlog for International Talk Like a Pirate Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H Le 4 m 5 k 5 k D 4
• "I Killed Someone" by reading their letter on his vlog. That is so tragic. But funny.
  • He's killed another person! It's at about 2:50 in the video.
• "FREESTYLE TOBY DANCE OFF!!"- Toby uses the "Just Create" feature on Just Dance 3 to create the most ridiculous dance he possibly can, then has Gaybuscus/Gabe-buscus try to do said dance. (here)

Toby: Shoulder spins... and I'm punching myself in the crotch.

• While Toby is vlogging on his iPhone, VanessaHudgens is seen petting his dog Griffin without Toby noticing. His reaction of finding out he missed Vanessa is priceless.

TobyGames channel

• As a few users have pointed out, watching Toby Games becomes ten times funnier when you pretend his commentary is the thoughts of the main character (especially funny with things like L.A. Noire).
  • Ten times funnier now that he's playing Arkham City. Imagine the incredibly stoic Batman thinking the way Toby speaks. In part 3, he threatens to take Two-Face's coin and pee on it.
• One part of his L.A. Noire playthrough, where he's honking the horn as he's driving to his destination, then when he gets there (in the middle of a horn beep) a cutscene starts, leaving the horn blaring for the entire cutscene.
• Toby's LP of Skyrim is a nonstop round of hilarity, especially when he actually gets terrified at the skills menu. "I don't want to navigate the galaxy to level up!"
• Skyrim first video, when he names his character, and the followup joke: "Bilbo Baggins.(erase) Tobuscus(beat) Baggins.(erase)Just Tobuscus"
• Toby improvs a song about a cheating sugar cane daddy in Minecraft: here. Seriously.
• "I CAN SWING MY SWORD!(SWORD) I CAN SWING MY SWORD!(SWORD)"
  • Now animated and metalfied!
• Toby's reaction to a ghast:

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

• • He then proceeds to imitate the noise they make and compliment them on their "lovely voice."
• Toby/The Courier's thought near the end of part 41.

Guard: I've got my eye on you.
Toby: You have two eyes. Idiot.

• Assassin's Creed: Revelations, episode 1, in which Toby encounters the opening titles, and goes Overly Long Gag on the Overly Long Gag.

Toby: Ubisoft presents... a game by Ubisoft. And Ubisoft. And also Ubisoft...

• Toby dug a hole to hell beside his house in Terraria. A ridiculous amount of bunnies proceed to commit suicide by jumping into the hole, and Toby nearly has a mental breakdown over it (when he's not hitting on Nurse):
• Also in Terraria, Toby has a Bone Serpent follow him to the surface because he wants to keep it as a pet.'
• In one of the the "Kingdombuscus" Minecraft videos, Toby pushes a blacksmith into a fire after learning that a diamond pickaxe costs 2,400 gold coins. He and a few of the guild members just stand and watch as the blacksmith burns to death and almost right after Toby changes his mind and tries to save him, the blacksmith dies.
• Parts 31, 32, and 33 of his Minecraft videos are a textbook example of It Got Worse. In Part 31, Toby drowns in the water near his house when he forgets to surface for air. Then, because his bed was obstructed, he doesn't respawn in his house and has to find where he died, a problem made worse due to his No Sense of Direction. In Part 32, Toby is forced to turn the game to peaceful mode as he dives for his items, almost drowning again in the process. Having spent half the video looking for his items, he goes off to bed... and dies because it was obstructed, losing his items and being teleported away from his house again. Part 33 is entirely comprised of him trying to find his house.
• Crysis 2: "You, with the life. Lose it."
• This fan-made video of one of Toby's stranger Minecraft ramblings, in which a little zombie asks for brains for Christmas, then Santa gets into an argument with the zombie's mother.
• In "Worldbuscus 1.2", a situation very similar to Part 31 plays out. Toby attempts to build a drawbridge for Fortbuscus...while underwater and covered in ice. He drowns. And then he ends up back at his original spawn point, from which he always has trouble finding his house. AND THEN HE GETS THE "SAVING CHUNKS" SCREEN.
• CHUNKS SAVING has Toby dying twice in the first 3 minutes while recollecting his items.
• In his recent Zelda playthrough, Toby gives the guy who teaches you how to target things his Grandpabuscus voice.
• In his Minecraft Let'sPlay, Tobuscus falls victim to the ever-classic Enderman Roommate. This goes as well as you'd expect, with Toby LOOKING AT IT upon waking up from a nap. Eventually, it teleports into the lake surrounding his house, and as we all know, Endermen can't swim. Cue Toby mourning his death for five seconds.
• In SNEAKY CREEPER a creeper jumped onto Toby's treasure chest when he was around the corner and couldn't see it. He freaked out when he did.
• In the 200th Minecraft video spectacular, Toby is blindsided by a zombie breaking down his door.
• SURPRISE ENDING has a zombie pushing Toby into the lava at the end. He goes through his usual subscribe speech in a state of utter, hilarious despair.
  • The followup video, SURVIVAL MODE, continues the freakout.
• HOW TO DROWN has the titular incident. Toby digs up out a of a cavern to the watery surface...and it's covered in ice.
  • Also Turtbuscusle's death, though it's also sad.