Toad Licking/Quotes

How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs!

Suckin' them hop toads, suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them a leapy type, suckin' them flunkers.

Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog frogs sure make's 'em happy!

Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south,
Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth!

How to be a toad sucker, no way to duck it,

Get yourself a toad, rear back, and suck it!

—Mason Williams

"Yeah you'd better wise up,
'Cuz I'm telling you,
Toad is what Lando forbids.
Got to give it all up,
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids,

And your kids will be born without eyelids!"

—"Lando" (Peter) Griffin, Family Guy: "Gotta Give Up the Toad"