Through His Stomach/Quotes

I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like

It all depends on what she cooks like - beef, pork, chicken, mmmm...

—Chien-Po, "A Girl Worth Fighting For", Mulan

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

—Samuel Johnson

Some girls can bake a pie
Made up of prunes and quinces;
Some make an oyster fry--
Others are good at blintzes.
Some lovely girls have done
Wonders with turkey stuffin's;
But I have found the one

Who can really make corn muffins!

—Wintergreen, Of Thee I Sing