There Was a Door/Quotes

"Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a "door" to go in and out of their houses..."

—Toad, Super Mario RPG

"What is with this guy and his fear of doors? Did a door kill his family?"

—Linkara, on the first chase scene in the Alone in The Dark movie

<Knock Knock Knock>
D.P. Gumby: Come in!
<CRASH!>

D.P. Gumby: No, open the door and come in!

—Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Gumby Theatre presents The Cherry Orchard by Anton Chekhov"

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

—Caine, The Italian Job

"You know, the door was open, Chief Break-Everything!"

—Old Jewish Man, The Simpsons

"Uh, Nice? Why'd ya blow it up when the door's already open?"

—Donny, Baccano!

"That's a nice angle on the wall, straight through it! I like your style! Ceartainly had me fooled! That's only part of the puzzle: most days you come through the door! Sometimes you even open it! But today you didn't, today you suddenly changed your routine! Why, eh? You in trouble, Vyv?"

—Mike, The Young Ones

Kayla: How we gonna get it out of here?
Chase: The window!
Kayla: There is no window!

Chase: There is now!

—Fighting Foodons

"Doors are for people with no imagination."

—Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Superman, thanks for saving my life... but did you have to come through my wall? I'm renting here, they got a security deposit! What am I supposed to do?"

—Jerry Seinfeld

Spider-Man: YOU BLEW UP A WALL!
Dr. Doom: Yes? That is how DOOM enters a room. How do you do it?

Spider-Man: Uh, through the door? And sometimes the window, but that doesn't count.

Dr. Doom: The DOOR? Like a PEASANT?

—Marvel Adventures The Avengers: Infinity Guantlet

"Megamind! You're actually the guy I wanna see! Also, there's a door here."

—Titan, Megamind

"I've yet to encounter a potentially dangerous situation that can't be defused by smashing through a wall."

—Garrus Vakarian, Renegade

"Oh look. There is another wall in my way. Temporarily."

—Sawtooth, Freefall

"I THINK this is a docking station. Ready? *WHAM* Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical. Hold on!"

—Wheatley, Portal 2

Marine: Why did you break (the wall) if you ended up having to fix it?!

Garp: Because it's cool to enter a scene like that!

—One Piece

Saivah: Where did you come from?
Shogetsu: Through the front door, of course.
Salsaneia: It was a heavy door, so it took us a while.

Befyladita: I'm sorry. I guess he was too excited to ring the doorbell.

—Dazzle