The Ugly Barnacle/Tear Jerker

• Everyone died. Everyone. You. Your friends. Your family. Everyone.
• The fact that the story didn't help at all.
• It ended. It's all over.
• The barnacle was so ugly that it never had any friends. How can you not weep over his plight?
  • Combined with him Jumping Off the Slippery Slope, he's quite the Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds. How the mighty can fall...