The Stool Pigeon/Quotes

Homer Simpson: So... How's everyone doing?
Blue Haired Lawyer: You don't have to answer that.
Lisa Simpson: Shut up! All of you! Or I'll sue!
Marge Simpson: Oh, save it for your next book, you little snitch!

Gloria Allred: That's assault! That is assault!

—The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 22: "Behind the Laughter"

Lou: Here you go, ma'am.
[escorts Milhouse back into the classroom]
Krabappel: Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?
Lou: We got someone on the inside.

[everyone glares at Martin who laughs sheepishly]

—The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 25: "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"