The Sound of Music/Funny

• When the Von Trapp kids play catch with the baroness, the baroness gets hit in the crotch with a ball.
• "Reverend Mother, I have sinned..."
  • Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome. I mean, how many nuns do you know that would pull out the right parts of a car motor to let a family get away from Nazis?
• After the Captain asks Maria where she got her dress: "The poor didn't want this one..."
• "I am not finished yet!" "Oh yes YOU ARE, CAPTAIN... fraulein."
• "...and THESE... are my children."
• "Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of... indigestion?"
  "Oh, they're all right, Captain. They're just happy..." (cue mass bawling)
• Kurt asking Brigitta not to call Maria's dress the ugliest one they ever saw, since one of their previous governesses wore an even uglier one.
• "Will father approve of this?"
  "Of course [...] Don't you trust me?"
  "No."
  "Smart girl."
• "So long! Farewell! Au revoir! Auf wiedersehen!"
  "I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne! Yes?"
  "No."