The Snark Knight/Quotes

Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor *is* naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza.

—The personal creed of Daria Morgendorffer

No, I didn't win. But at least I didn't make any new friendships.

—April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation

One desperate attempt after another to find something in common with someone else and then cling. "Hey, you have ten fingers, I have ten fingers, let's be friends. We'll make rules and slogans. Then if we find someone with nine fingers, we can beat the crap out of them."

—Georgia Lass (on the topic of human contact), Dead Like Me

After all, the fate of the world rests on my pitching... the world sure isn't worth much these days.

—Kyon , Suzumiya Haruhi

"I want to believe that cynicism comes from loving the world too much to let it get away with less."

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

—H.L. Mencken