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The Questport Chronicles/Funny


  • When the Fellowship asks the Caesus Magus to help them enter the Pool of Life, Caesus Magus calls upon his assistant, the Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking. There's a moment of silence, and then:

Caesus Magus: The Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking has stage fright.

  • The conversation that ensues when the Necromancer summons the ghost of the Knight Protector.

Ghost: Who dares summon the ghost of the Knight Protector?
The Necromancer: [cringing] It is I, the dread Necromancer.
Ghost: What, again?
The Necromancer: The last time was a mistake, I swear!

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