The Phrase That Pais/YMMV

• Accidental Innuendo: "cum 2 the dock outside ur haus an therell be a boat, get on the boat and itll take u 2 playah del loser k?"
  • "Cum" is often used to replace "come."
• Non Sequitur Scene: Justin Justyn showing up in Chapter 6.
• Crosses The Line 3829472983472983 Times
• Designated Villain: Gwen.
• Ho Yay: Noah and Cody.
• Les Yay: Jasmine/Bridgette in Chapter 5.
• Mary Sue: Jasmine, as to be expected.
  • Relationship Sue: Everyone falls in love with her at first sight.
  • Jerk Sue: To Bridgette Brig, Noah Noha, Cody Kodi, and Beth Betty.
• Narm: "JUSTYN DON'T LEV ME! I LUV U!11!" - Chapter 6
• The Scrappy: Gwen from the author's perspective. Jasmine in reality.
• Squick
• What Do You Mean It's for Kids?: The fic is rated K. The second word in the first chapter is "bitchez."