The Neverending Story (novel)/Funny

The first film

• Mr. Koreander doesn't like teenagers much.

Mr. Koreander: The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please.

• When she/it isn't being selfish Morla the Ancient One is actually very funny.

Atreyu: Do you have a cold?
Morla the Ancient One: No, we are allergic to youth.

The second film

• Bastian trying to chat with the giant monster guards in order to by time for Atreyu.