The Needle Drop/Funny
- In his review of I'm With You by Red Hot Chili Peppers, Anthony lets Cal Chuchesta "give some background information on the band":
Cal: Thank you, Anthony. Uhh, the uhh, the band, the Red Hot Jalepino Pepper is a uhh, super duper group. Rock, rock music, that's very funky, with a lot of bass...
[Anthony sighs]
Cal: Like dom dom dolom. And uhh, their first album came out befur Anthony was burn. And uhh, California.
[Anthony, baffled, looks at the camera and claps sarcastically.]
Cal: Thank you. Thank you.
- In his review of Currents by Tame Impala, in reaction to the album's new sound, Cal goes into a meltdown: "I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!"
- From his review of Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz: WHY DEY PUT DA DICK IN DA PUSSY?
- "[Beat] Fuck you."
- WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAAAAAAAN?!
- Cal begs Anthony not to review the album... and Anthony doesn't react at all.
Cal: No, Anthony, no! Don't do it! Don't pap a Miley!
- "....Fuck it. Strong 1. *exits*"
- His Rick and Morty skit that satirizes the one on the Bobby Tarantino II mixtape by Logic is really funny:
Rick: [burps] We're about to go on a wild and crazy adventure, Morty. W-Wubba lubba dub-dub.
Morty: Oh, ok. Well, I call the AUX cord.
Rick: Ugh. Really, Morty? I'm tired of listening to Russ, Morty. I'm tired of listening to Russ!
- The ending takes the cake:
Rick: Look. I know you, Morty. I knew you couldn't resist hearing that corny cornball copy Travis Scott.
Morty: Who's Tavis Scock?
Rick: Ugh. Okay, Morty, I get it. You have to be at a certain level of intelligence to get Travis' music, I get it. This is why you'll never get the AUX cord, Morty. This is why you'll never get the AUX cord. We're listening to Rodeo, and I'm deleting your Spotify account-
[Cal is whipping a belt on his hand]
Anthony: [with fear] Why are making me do this? I thought I already reached my NOT GOOD quota for the month.
Cal: You do what you're told, little baby! Or you'll get the belt!
[Anthony whimpers]