The Legend of Zelda CDI Games/Funny

• "He's dead. Let's get outta here!"
• This:

King Harkinian: "I wonder what's for DINNER."

• And this:

Ganon: "You DARE bring light to mah LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE!"

• Another one:

Hectan: "YOU'VE KILLED ME!"
Zelda: Good! *Stallone smile*

• • Your Mileage May Vary; some find it scary.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd addresses this:

Heh heh. Good. You killed me. Good. (Cue Heroic BSOD.)

• Morshu: "Come back when you're a little...MMMMMMMM...richer!"
  • And before that, his more famous line: "Lamp oil? Rope? BOMBS?? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough Rupees."
• An underrated gem:

Glutko: Oh goodie! Mashed Link for the main course!

• And many, many others. Every piece of cutscene dialogue is practically a Funny Moment by itself.
• Ganon catching prisoners.

Ganon: You are my prisoner!
Aforementioned Prisoner: Nay!
Ganon: SILENCE!

• The face Ganon makes when he says "Or else you will DIE!" Looks like he just smushed his face against the camera!