The Last Days of Foxhound/Funny
Many, many strips hold these, but there are plenty to note:
Psycho Mantis: That conniving backstabbing son of a bitch Santa Claus!"
- "Do I look like a masochist? Don't answer that." Here.
- Liquid tries to point out that he's Foxhound's C.O., not their mother.
Wolf: LIQVIIIIIIID! MANTIS IS TRYING TO MAKE ZOMBIIEEES!
"Zombie": (EXPLODES IN A HUGE SPRAY OF GORE)
Mantis: Huh. Oh well, still got thirty-seven more.
- Ocelot and Solidus talking about the plans for taking over Metal Gear. They end their conversation:
Solidus: I'll be in Europe working on START 3 the whole time, but feel free to contact me by CODEC anytime.
Ocelot: Okay, see ya. ...Wait.
Solidus: Yeah?
Ocelot: You're going to be negotiating a nuclear disarmament treaty.
Solidus: Yes.
Ocelot: At the same time we are testing an impossibly powerful nuclear weapon. In secret.
Solidus: And?
(Beat Panel)
Ocelot: Can I hug you?
- The one that made this lurker laugh the most was probably Ocelot's interrupting Solidus'...activities on CODEC.
Ocelot: Where are you?
Solidus: In the Oval Office. Now piss off! (looks down) ...Not you, babe. Keep going.
(Later)
Ocelot: For the first time, I feel like I really understand Mantis.
- I've always been fond of "I will find your mother's grave and fuck her corpse!"
- Especially when you realise that his mother is The Boss. The most badass soldier in history. Who gave birth to Ocelot during the Normandy landing. Somehow, she'd find a way to kick Mantis' ass for that if he ever tried.
- Ocelot learns that Sergei Gurlukovich was planning to have him assassinated:
Ocelot: Wait, were you going to try and kill me?
Gurlukovich: Shalashaska! Don't be ridiculous, we would never-
Ocelot: Oh my god, you WERE gonna kill me!
Gurlukovich: My friend, I-
Ocelot: That's ADORABLE!
- When Liquid attempted to hire some new FOXHOUND members. He mentions when they tested Reader Rabbit:
Liquid narrating: Reader Rabbit...No. Just No.
Reader Rabbit: Can you spell "cat"?
Psycho Mantis: Can you spell "Lapin à la moutarde?"
- Liquid and Octopus's Mushroom Samba.
Evil Cro-Magnon Carrot: TASTY HUUUU-MAN!
- The explanation to why Sniper Wolf's outfit is so... revealing.
Sniper Wolf: I mean, look at ziz!
Liquid Snake: I am looking at ziz.
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