The Hurt Locker/Funny

• James nearly gets shot by hyped-up sentries when he returns to Camp Victory in civilian clothing in the middle of the night.

Sentry: What the fuck were you doing?!!
James: I was visiting a whorehouse.
Sentry: If I let you in, will you tell me exactly where it is?

• Sanborn chiding a military contractor for throwing a tool at an Iraqi:

Sanborn: You know you can shoot people here? You don't have to throw wrenches.

• James giving the finger to Eldridge when he's told to put his headset back on.

Eldridge (to Sanborn): Uh sir, I think that's a negative.