The Fugitive (film)/Funny

The movie

• Gerard loves picking on Newman.

Gerard: Newman, what are you doing?
Newman: I'm thinking.
Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top -- while you're thinking.

• In the midst of a tense chase scene, Kimble gets a bit of a lead and tells some security guards he just saw a man waving a gun and screaming. When Gerard comes running around the corner, screaming "STOP THAT MAN!", the officers do exactly what they're trained to do--and restrain him.
• "If they can dye this river green today, then why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?"
• Never argue with the 'Big Dog' people!
• "When I die I wanna come back just like you." "Oh you mean happy and handsome?"
  • Suuuuure
• Cosmo as he's being wheeled out on a gurney at the end after being hit in the face by a swinging I-beam:

I want you to tell Inspector Gerard that I am taking my vacation...