The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Funny

Season 1

• "When Israel was in Egypt land..."

Season 2

• At the end of "Strip-Tease for Two", Phil discovers that Will and Carlton have been stripping for cash to make back the money they lost from a bad stock tip. They break down and tell him that they also pawned one of Vivian's bracelets in order to get the money for the stock in the first place...and they never bothered to get the clasp fixed. Hearing all this, Phil begins to laugh, with Will joking that instead of punishing the two of them, he ought to reward them for their honesty, because "Hey...it worked for the Beav!" At this point, the three of them are laughing hysterically together, when suddenly Phil snaps: "DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY NAMED WARD?"

Season 3

• "Boyz in the Woods": "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
• In the episode "Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe", Will is trying to comfort Carlton after his girlfriend leaves him at the wedding chapel and Carlton admits he is a virgin. When he first says it, a man walking by with his fiance who he just found out is pregnant says, "Well at least somebody still is." Later on:

Carlton: You mean you're a virgin too?
Will: Keep your voice down man, I AIN'T NO VIRGIN! (woman in front of him gets up and leaves) Hey, look man, when it comes to me and the honeys I just say (priest walks up to him) de...no way! Ooh, ugh yucky!

• The entirety of the Annoying Patient sequence.
• Carlton dancing to the old Oprah theme.
• Uncle Phil's campaign ad for Superior Court Judge, after a little of Will's... judicious editing.
• Carlton, Ashley, and Hillary making Will cry.
  • To provide a bit of context, one of Phil's opponents was making fun of him live on TV, and Will told him to drop dead, which he promptly does. Needless to say, he's depressed. So to help him out of his funk, Carlton suggests Tough Love and prompts Hilary and Ashley to help him insult Will, hoping he'd fight back. However just as it looks like he's going to do it, he cries and leaves instead.

Carlton: Will you should be ashamed of yourself!!
Ashley: How could you do such a thing?!
Hilary: I hope you don't get mad at me.
Will: -cries- WHY Y'All SCREAMING AT ME!!! I WAS MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS EATING SOME FRUIT!!

Season 4

• Oh my god. Turkey. With pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes....
• Trevor proposes to Hilary on live TV.
• The Courtroom Antics that occur in "Will Goes a Courtin'", especially Phil and Will's sides of the story.

Season 5

• "Will's Misery" revolves around a prank in which Will is kidnapped, restrained, and tortured by his date to teach him to respect women. When Will discovers Carlton was behind it all, he gets payback. Will tells Carlton about the abduction... except in this version, Will got loose and killed the girl with a rock. And her body's still up there. Carlton, in a fit of despair, runs out the back door, around the house into the living room, back into the kitchen dragging himself across the floor to the back door again, into and through the backwoods cabin, into the audience, out the elevator into the University Cafeteria, and finally off-stage.
• "Will Steps Out": Will passing on his "Chicktionary" to Carlton.
• "Love Hurts" after Will felt embarrassed about Lisa defending him from a man that accosted them at the bowling alley, Will takes martial arts. Early on he seeks out the master Yoshi and fools around in the martial arts school. At one points he finds a board on top two cinder blocks and tries to Karate Chop it. He fails and he hurts his hand. So he tries to break it with his foot. He succeeds, but hurts his foot in the process. Finally Yoshi (played by Pat Morita) comes out and introduces himself. When he sees the broken board he says this little gem.

Yoshi: What the heck happened to my coffee table.

• "Momma noooo!!". Will and Lisa are getting married and Will finds his mother in bed with Lisa's father.
  • Particularly Lisa's father's smug "Yeah, I hit that" grin when Phil and Vivian walk in.

Season 6

• "Eye, Tooth": Will, Carlton, and William Shatner stoned out of their gourds on laughing gas at the dentist's office.
  • Shatner actually refers to Will as Spock, but then says, "The ears are the same, but something's different."
• Will does Dreamgirls.

Unsorted

• Will scaring Carlton.
• The entire montage of Uncle Phil throwing Jazz out of the house, the one time he threw Jazz inside the house when they were already outside and when Jazz got his revenge by throwing Uncle Phil out of the house.
  • That last one was part of a dream though.
• Pretty much the entirety of the blooper reel episode. Some very good ones can be found here.

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