The Farmer and the Viper/Quotes

"I saved you," cried the woman, "and you bit me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm gonna die."
"Oh, shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin,

"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in."

—The Snake

Ismael Cruz: Mikey! I was good to you, Mikey...!
Michael Myers: [Holds his head underwater repeatedly, then tossess him on the floor]
Ismael Cruz: Mikey, please don't, buddy please, I was good to you, please, I'm your friend.

Michael Myers: [Tears a TV off it's hinges, hesitates, then smashes Ismael]

—Halloween

Seasons change, tastes change... but people? People never change, and you delude yourself believing otherwise...

—The Dark Prince, Prince of Persia

The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist...and you're looking at him right now! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF! And all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat saw some year ago today. No, you see, you don't know anything. You followed me hook-line and sinker, all of you did, and I'm not mad at you...I just feel sorry for you.

—CM Punk

A scorpion was wandering along the bank of the river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him on his back across the river.
The fox said, "No. If I do that, you'll sting me and I'll drown."
The scorpion assured him, "If I did that, we'd both drown."
So the fox thought about it and finally agreed. So the scorpion climbed up on his back and the fox began to swim. But halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him.
As the poison filled his veins, the fox turned to the scorpion and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown too."

"I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my nature."

—Chakotay gives his opinion on working with the Borg, Star Trek: Voyager