The Expendables (franchise)/Funny

As befits a Homage to old-school '80s action movies, The Expendables comes loaded with six barrels of awesome, belt-fed with 1 round of funny every 10 links.

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• Two Three meta-Out Of Character Moments worth noting:
  • Jet Li's entire characterisation rant when sitting in Stallone's truck - it's funny to see someone who's typecast as The Stoic in nearly all his roles being given full Large Ham licence.
  • Mickey Rourke, keeping his look from The Wrestler and Iron Man 2, now has an obsession with 'decorating' everything around him, whether it's Jason Statham's head or a guitar he's planning to smash up when it's completed.
    • It's Mickey's "interpretation" of Charlotte's Web that really sells the scene, though.
  • The scene in the church.
    • "This guy, he loves working in the jungle."
    • "He wants to be President."
• Speaking of meta, Randy Couture's explanation of his ear deformity is marked by everyone immediately having a Here We Go Again reaction.
• "Are you CRAZY?! YOU COULDA KILLED ME!!" "You're welcome!"
• The exact moment when Terry Crews realises what a bad idea the AA-12 really was.
• Jason Statham vs. Domestic Abuser Bastard Boyfriend and friends: "Don't worry, we got your back." Hilarity ensues.
• "Buddha. Pest."
• The Gag Reel. Bruce Willis can't remember the name of the island, and Stallone can't hang up his damned gun belt.
• The deleted scene, where Gunnar tells off the pirate leader for not having a parrot on his shoulder.

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