The Emiya Clan/Quotes

List of quotes from various Emiya Clan characters.

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"Pithy, apropos quotes are optional, but they make us laugh."

—Person who said it, Series Title, "Episode title (if applicable)"

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Ulf Emiya

"Languages and writings are full of important things you normally wouldn't find in life, but I've found that living life is just as important."

—Ulf Emiya

"Goshujin-sama is the best! But he always has his nose in a book or a scroll...which is why it's my duty as his wife to get him to experience life!"

—"Casko" on Ulf

"What in the assorted hells and underworlds...!?"

—Ulf reacting in shock or surprise

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Shinta Emiya

"...Did the Kaleidostick spawn when Rin-kaa-chan wasn't looking?"

—Shinta Emiya, in response to Yuuno Scrya waving around a "girly-looking gem", Devil's Wings, "Chapter 1"

"Eeh, y-yeah... G-guess you w-win, N-Nanoha. We'll h-handle that Fate girl your... w-way."

—Shinta Emiya, reacting after loosing a spar to Nanoha Takamachi, Devil's Wings, "Chapter 2 (Forum Flavor)"

"Shinta, no. Put the book down, and then come to dinner."

—Assorted parents/siblings/friends after witnessing one too many collisions/accidents., Devil Wings A's, "Post-Season, Pre-Epilogue" and Unwritten (as of yet)

"Awww, but Rin-Kaa/Tou-san..."

—Shinta to Rin/Shirou after being turned down yet another high level thaumaturgy book., Devil Wings A's, "Post-Season, Pre-Epilogue" and Unwritten (as of yet)

"No means no, especially after last time."

—Rin/Shirou in response to above and numerous prior incidents in which Shinta nearly fried/exploded/splattered/bled out while experimenting with magecraft, Mid-Childan, and Belkan magic., Devil Wings A's, "Post-Season, Pre-Epilogue" and Unwritten (as of yet)

"Are you sure you're not going to blow yourself up again? Because that's what you said last time!"

—Yuuno Scrya to Shinta after the latter pesters the former into helping him acquire whatever tome Rin denied him., Devil Wings A's, "Post-Season, Pre-Epilogue" and Unwritten (as of yet)

"...We've been had."

—Shinta to Yuuno, as they watch Nanoha leave arm-in-arm with Fate, Devil Wings A's, "Epilogue Teaser Script"

"I don't know if I should thank you, or slap you upside the head. Sneaking around the house has gotten much more challenging since you started raiding the Restricted Section of the family Library... Fudge it, I'll do both. Thanks, ototo." WHAP

—Riko to Shinta., Devil's Wings Deadly Sky, "Pre-Season Short" and Unwritten (as of yet)

"Who the hell d'ya think we are, anyway? The Jarls of Frostmarch and Glenheim? The Imperial Zardon? Kosh?! That's the White Devil. I'm her Falcon. So... Why aren't you running yet?"

—Shinta Emiya to Curren Huckebein, Devil Wings Silver Cross, Unwritten (as of yet)

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Keiko Emiya

"I am Keiko Emiya, and if I had a title, it would be something like the 'Bullet Terror' or 'The Gunslinger Queen'."

— Keiko Emiya (duh!), In response to Guiche de Gramont. A Familiar Fate, Chapter 2

"Kariin, I have something to show youu."

— Keiko, after one of Karin's pranks. During the 'He~ey' incident.

"I consider most of your requests, except for weapons of mass destruction, I mean. Now behave, and try not to get yourselves in trouble."

— Shirou Emiya, to Keiko (and Karin). Lost in the World, Chapter 1

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Karin Emiya

"Oh come on! Is just some skinship. Aren't we both girls?"

— Karin, to Keiko.

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Chiyo Emiya

"You're not planning to hurt each other, are you?"

— Chiyo, while giving 'the Smile' to Keiko and Ulf.

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Aoshi Emiya

"Miya-kaa-san always says that respect help people in life, so teaching than respect counts as helping people."

— Aoshi (age 10), after beating a group of school bullies, trying to convince Shirou he made a good deed.

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Fuuko Emiya

"How on earth did you managed to hold on your first kiss 'till today!?"

— Aoshi, after hearing a brief description of Fuuko's love life. Reactions and Actions.

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Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes.

"Why root allows these mongrels to keep finding women and starting to spawn more mongrels to give me even more trouble…"

— Gilgamesh, after hearing Kaien might be reacting to Haruna Sairenji. Troubled Fate

"I said I'm not a cook, but if I must be one I will be The Cook. Wait and see little devil, for I Gilgamesh will surpass this expectations too!"

— Gilgamesh, when asked why he 'can't' cook.