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The Eeyore/Quotes

"Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year."

It's not alright I've been avoiding
empty faces around me.
I know you depress yourself,

and hell, you're depressing me.
Gileah and the Ghost Train, "The Emergency"

"I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute."
(Splashing noises)

"There, does that satisfy you?"
Marvin the Paranoid Android, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"I'm not happy."
Charity Bazaar, Histeria!
"Ugh. I suppose, as a courtesy, I should extend an appropriate greeting. On behalf of the Utwig Proctors I truly hope, for your sake, that your day has been better than ours, although this really isn't saying that much."
The Utwig, Star Control 2

We're all doomed.
Life...is so hollow.
Oh, what is the point?
I'll do what I can, but expect very little.

Onward, to futility!
I'm in despair! <subject of the episode's rant> has left me in despair!
Nozomu Itoshiki, Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei
"No one... came to my party."
Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle, Rosenkreuzstilette
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