The Dog Shot First/Quotes

"You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me!"

—Richard, Looking for Group (blurb from LFG ads)

"I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first."

—Holden McNeil, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"I was hoping you'd fire first. Keeps me on the moral high ground for when I do this."

—Cable, Cable & Deadpool