The Descent (film)/Funny

Holly: (impersonating the Count from Sesame Street) One bat, two bats, fifty bats!
Beth: Holly, fuck off.

"The Queen is dead. Long live... the fuckin'... queen!" (Context: Said while attempting to stretch a leg over one's head before promptly falling over.)
"I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider."

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