Why so serious?
Oh, that's right, it's because I
Blew up your girlfriend.
Damn you, evil clown.
Now I guess I'll go and kill
Everyone but you.
These films are about
A man in a damn bat suit
And yet they kick ass!
Old franchise's death
Catalyzed bat-series and
Made it save itself.
Lots of lip-licking
And dragging out your "o"s can
Win you an Oscar.
Rollercoaster ride
of suspense and huge plot twists
Franchise is revived.
A movie about
A psychotic clown's fight with
The goddamn Batman!
This movie is great
But all I can think is
The sequel will flop.
Chill kills his parents
Bruce masters anger and fear
A legend is born
The Joker Strikes Hard
Chaos fights against order
The Dark Knight triumphs
War comes to Gotham
Brutal Bane destroys all hope
The legend ends here.