The Comically Serious/Quotes

Beatrice: Are you here to make fun of me too?

Kay: No ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we are aware of.

—Men in Black

Plastic Man: Was that a joke?

Batman: From a ruthless, obsessive Creature of the Night? Don't be absurd.

—Formerly Known as the Justice League

"This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."

—Castiel (talking on a cell phone and standing on a street corner), Supernatural

Dean: Cas, I'm human, I need sleep. Just give me, like, four hours, man.

Castiel: ...Four hours? *Dean hangs up on him* I'll just... wait here, then. (Proceeds to stand perfectly still and stare off into space)

—Supernatural

Garak: Mister Worf, you're no fun at all.

Worf:...Good.

—Star Trek Deep Space Nine

"I am not interested in having fun."

—Tuvok, Star Trek Voyager

"EDI has a great sense of humor. Or at least a really funny lack of one"

—Kasumi Goto, Mass Effect 2

Jade: (to Billie) Okay, okay, sometimes you’re no fun at all.

Ayla: * walks in* And speaking of no fun at all, I’m here too.

Billie: But I’m more fun than Ayla, right?

Jade: Oh yeah, everyone’s more fun than Ayla.

Ayla: In fact, I’m changing my name to… No Fun Guy!

Billie: Hey Jade, that could be like your arch-enemy.

Ayla: That’s right… Giggle Girl! Once I unleash my latest invention, the Federal Tax Code Emulsifier, no one will be having fun ever again!

Jade: Giggle Girl doesn’t know the meaning of the word defeat!

Ayla: And she doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘rationality’ either!

Billie: Or the meaning of the word ‘crayon’!

Jade: Giggle Girl does so know the meaning of the word crayon! It’s the cute little pink thing I use to write ‘No Fun Guy is a big poopyhead’ all over your secret lair.

Ayla: Doh! I knew I shouldn’t have shot all those henchmen even after they said they didn’t do it…

Jade: Hah! Giggle Girl always defeats the forces of boredom and no-fun-ness!

Ayla: But can she defeat… your next final exam!!!

Jade: Noooo! Not that!

Billie: (announcer voice) Has No Fun Guy defeated our heroine? Can she find a way out of this hideous trap? Tune in next week for the further adventures of GIGGLE GIRL!

—Whateley Universe

Lord Downey: "Is this a joke?"

Auditor of Reality: We have no appreciable sense of humor.

—Discworld

Krusty the Klown: Free comedy tip Slick, the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity.

[Sees Sideshow Bob]

Krusty the Klown: Like that guy! Hey Hal, pie-job for Lord Autumnbottom there!

—The Simpsons

Vegeta (inside Buu's stomach), Dragon Ball

"I am the only serious character in this show. That's the joke."

—Tien, Dragonball Kai Abridged

Jack: Hey, Optimus, wanna see something funny?

Optimus: No.

—Transformers Prime

Angel: I'm brooding.
Lorne: You're watching hockey!

Angel: Yeah, but my team is losing.

—Angel

It's hilarious how you have no sense of humor!

—Hades to Dark Pit, Kid Icarus: Uprising