The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod/Funny

• In Tenth Grade Bleeds, Henry suggests to Vlad to send his father's diary to Diablo through Fed-Ex, but this idea was shot down. The next chapter title? Maybe Fed-Ex Wasn't Such a Bad Idea.
• In Eighth Grade Bites, Otis takes a note from some girl's desk in his class. I can't remember exactly what it said, but it went something like this.

Otis: Some might think I am a freak *glances at one girl*, while some might find me attractive, "hot" as some would say. *Glances at different girl*