The Chronicles of Riddick (franchise)/Funny

• Just about anytime spoiled Paris says or does something is funny.

Zeke: Comfy up there?
Paris: Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries.

• • Talking about Jack after she shaved her head and has goggles on.

Paris: It's the winner of the look alike contest.

• • Not to mention when Jack sneaks up on him, he quips: "Tell me something: did you run away from your parents or did they run away from you?"
  • "People, just a suggestion. Perhaps you should FLEE!"
• Paris's death is a combination of funny and Tear Jerker.

Paris: I was supposed to die in France. I never even saw France.

• After his intimidating speech about how he got his eyes and Carolyn makes Jack leave, Riddick smirks at Carolyn and says: "Cute kid."
• Riddick's introduction to Paris is hysterical. It would have been funny if he did it with a deadpan expression, but Riddick actually gives Paris a genuine fucking smile and shakes his hand when he says, "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer." Comedic genius.