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The Brave Little Toaster/Funny


  • The Radio quoting Moby Dick.

Radio: Damn thee, thou accursed whale, from the depths of Hell, I stab at thee!
Kirby: Climb on, you idiot!
Radio: Oh, it's you.

  • More like Crowning Moment Of Tragicomic, Radio's panicked reaction to the appliances sinking into mud.

Lampy: Wow. Poor guy didn't stand a chance ... Just "pffft" ... and that's it.
Radio: Well, don't look now, pal, but you're about to "pffft" yourself!

Lampy: Hey, come over here. I'm gonna...
Radio: Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?
Lampy: Precisely - a total idiot!
Radio: If your sabre wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley! A blow for Richard! A blow for Marion! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th street!

Blanky: You can't fool us. We love you.
Radio: That's right, like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband.

Radio: North by northwest. Watch out for low-flying aircraft.

    • "Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!"
    • Or when he tells Bankey, after warning the gang not to cross his sleeping space.

Radio: This is my sleeping space, see? And nobody crosses this line.
[Moments later...]
Banky wanted to sleep with Radio, he was about to get near him when...
Radio: Watch it! Hey! Hey! What are you blind, there's a line. Hye! Hye!

  • Part of the montage when the appliances are desperately trying to figure out how to leave the cabin, the Radio tries to make Blankie a magic carpet, intoning, "Arise, Hassan! Arise magic carpet!". The real funny part is that while the Toaster and Kirby look at each other in disgusted disbelief, Lampy is completely ecstatic, thinking it'll work!
  • "Why wander endlessly through this sprawling wasteland they dare to call a city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof! Corner of 3rd and East. Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of... of... TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Heh."
  • After the appliances are stranded in the swamp and Toaster walks off, dejected:

Radio: Oh come on now, it's not your fault! Things could be worse, you know.
Lampy: How?
Radio: How what?
Lampy: How could they be worse?
Radio: They couldn't, I lied.

  • When trying to get Kirby to join the search for the Master:

Toaster: You know...I thought it would be good to have somebody come along...who's really...strong!
Lampy: And loud.
Blanky: And grumpy!
Radio: And oblivious to reality!
(Toaster knocks all three back and glares at them)

  • This troper finds the meadow scene to be hilarious. If only because of that random singing FISH that came outta nowhere and fought with a bird to get a worm to use as a microphone. It's hard not to laugh at how ridiculous and random that scene is.
  • And let's not forget all of Lampy's great lines. He's even funnier than Radio.
    • "That's very interesting. ...Good night, slothead." (thunk)
    • "Oh yeah!? Who's supposed to be the big-shot navigator around here!? Mr. Loudmouth! Mr...Big...LOUDMOUTH!"
    • "Heeeeeey, everybody, look! A CLEARINNNGGGG!"
    • "I'm just curious as to whether or not it was him. I hate being left in the dark, y'know."
      • (After Blanky starts crying) "I guess we can assume it wasn't him, right?"
    • And this moment:

Radio: I'm as sure as I am honest!
Lampy: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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