The Blob/Funny

1958 version

• Jane hears dog barking in the distance.

Jane: I bet there is a house somewhere.
Mooch: (laughs) It doesn't sound like a house. It sounds like a dog.

• Anything little Danny Martin does that isn't a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.
• "All right, Steve. You made us waste our 80 cents, now what gives?"
  • It's so nice to know where your priorities are pal.
• Sgt. Bert gives us a nice and cheerful greeting as he comes out of the market where Steve told everyone the Blob was.

Sgt. Bert: There's nobody in here but us monsters...

• When the heroes set off every alarm in town, there's a brief shot of a man trying to decide which of his helmets to put on: fireman or air raid warden.

1980's version

• There's a large number of funny lines in this film.
  • "Wait a minute...poppy season ended months ago!"