< The Batman Adventures
The Batman Adventures/Funny
- The entirety of The Batman Adventures #16:
- Life in the world of comic book publishing:
"But I just draw! I can't write!"
"Write?! It's a comic book!"
- Mistah J, disguised as an ice cream vendor in the dead of winter, has this exchange with a kid he's about to kidnap:
Joker: Ice cream! Bomb pops! Hey, kid! How about some ice cream?
Kid: Ice cream? But it's freezing out here.
Joker: Well then, how about a violent abduction instead?
(Joker's goons grab the kid and stuff him into the ice cream cart headfirst)
Joker: Ah, what the heck. Take both, my treat. It's the season of giving, after all.
- Gotham Adventures #26: Batman's found himself caring for a baby that's wanted by villains, and can't risk leaving him alone, and so goes out to fight crime anyway, with the baby under his arm. A bunch of crooks aren't impressed... at first.
Batman: You know who I am. You know what I can do. But I am holding a small child here. And if you make me do anything that could possibly endanger this baby... You will be very, very sorry. *pause* Forever.
- And the thugs immediately surrender their weapons. The moment is broken, though, when they have to tell him he's holding the baby wrong!
- ↑ second panel, bottom left, background; and third panel, left, yelling
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