The Badger/Quotes

All my dainty underthings are made of Kevlar.

—The Badger

It's all painfully obvious to me -- there's nothing wrong with New York that a sound thrashing, a hot bath, and about $20 billion in federally guaranteed loans wouldn't cure.

—The Badger

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason they can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

—An analysis of Neo-Nazis, from The Badger