The All-Solving Hammer/Quotes

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."

"Death solves all problems -- no man, no problem."

—Joseph Stalin, Children of the Arbat

"Throw enough goblins at a problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins."

—Magic: The Gathering

"How am I gonna stop some mean ol' mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work...use more gun."

—The Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"Duct Tape is like violence - Doesn't work? Use more."

—Unknown

"Is that an MP5? It is! (Evil Laugh) Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute!"

—Freeman's Mind